Thursday, May 29, 2008

Retirment Future

Many people wonder what their future will be like but I'm here to tell you that i truly know what will happen once Ms.Searcy retires. It will be a terrible site i must say before she leaves she will have handcuffed herself to her desk screaming at the top of her lungs stuff many people do not understand but her literature students will understand that she is scramming all the poems she has ever tough. The police will force her off the school grounds giving her, her boxes of poems, trays of Cinnamon buns, and many other shenanigans no one understands. Along with her box set of the Gilligan's Island series. She eventually had to be forcefully removed off the school grounds and escorted home(because numerous times she tried to run back in and handcuff herself once again to the school). Two months later after her forced retirement poor poor Searcy started to go crazy she was baking batches and batches of Cinnamon buns icing them with her tears. Well this phase was occurring she started to go much more crazy talking in a British accent truly thinking she was Shakespeare. She evan sowed herself a Shakespearean outfit running around her small town of Summerland bagging them to listen to the poems she had written oddly some of which mention a talented gifted young man with green eyes, blond and spiky hair. She started ranting odes on the top of Giantshead screaming them out to the world. She eventually becomes know as the crazy old lady Seacry and people from around the world came to she her and her crazy ways.

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